Personal Stuff:

  • Start Date: 2/6/2020
  • Residence: Eagle Point, OR
  • Birthplace: Orange County, CA
  • Role with Empire: Product Specialist
  • Why Empire? Memes, Flexibility, Good People
  • A thumb is a finger? No
  • No news is good news? No
  • Is it wrong for a vegetarian to eat animal crackers? No
  • Could Jack have fit on the door with Rose (Titanic)? Yes
  • If someone told you he was a chronic liar, would you believe him? Yes
  • Is a hotdog a sandwich? No
  • Would you accept $10,000,000 to leave the country and never set foot in it again? Yes
  • If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Fail
  • Are you more of a hunter or a gatherer? Gatherer
  • Would you rather be able to visit 100 years in the past or 100 years in the future? Past


  • What sound do you love? A tuned gee-tar
  • What is your favorite form of exercise? Beat Saber
  • What is one of your favorite quotes? “Nobody knows what’s wrong with themselves, and everyone else can see it right away.”
  • What would someone like least about stealing your identity? An endless barrage of robo/spam calls
  • If you could witness any event past, present or future, what would it be? It’d be cool to see Robert Johnson play live when he was a nobody
  • If you could know the answer to any question, besides “What is the meaning of life?”, what would it be? “Where are my phone/wallet/keys” on the daily
  • Which celebrity do you get mistaken for? Eeyore
  • What is the best perk that you have had at a job? Being treated like an adult
  • What fictional place would you like to visit? The Shire
  • Would you rather lose all of your old memories, or never be able to make new ones? Lose ’em
  • What’s one sentence you’d like to hear from your boss? “You’re doing a lot better than you think you are”
  • What was the first thing you bought with your own money? Shaggy’s “Hot Shot” album
  • If you were a criminal master mind, what would be your criminal racket? Hacking the ultra-rich to take over auto-pay on everyone’s bills
  • What is one important skill every person should have? Media Literacy / Fake News Detection
  • If you where an artist what medium would you work in? Pixel Art
  • If you could live in any home on a television series, which one would it be? Bojack Horseman / David Boreanaz had a pretty sweet house
  • Awesome Possum or Cool Beans? Awesome Possum

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Phone: x1006