Personal Stuff:

  • Start Date: 4/21/2010
  • Residence: Earth
  • Birthplace: Earth
  • Role with Empire: Busy
  • Why Empire? Charity hire
  • A thumb is a finger? Yes
  • No news is good news? No
  • Is it wrong for a vegetarian to eat animal crackers? No
  • Could Jack have fit on the door with Rose (Titanic)? Yes
  • If someone told you he was a chronic liar, would you believe him? Yes
  • Is a hotdog a sandwich? Yes
  • Would you accept $10,000,000 to leave the country and never set foot in it again? No
  • If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Succeed
  • Are you more of a hunter or a gatherer? Gatherer


  • What would someone like least about stealing your identity? No money
  • If you could witness any event past, present or future, what would it be? Resurrection
  • What’s one sentence you’d like to hear from your boss? You get to retire next month with a huge pension
  • Where’s Waldo? Anywhere he wants to be
  • Awesome Possum or Cool Beans? Awesome Possum