Personal Stuff:

  • Start Date: 5/9/2022
  • Residence: Central Point, OR
  • Birthplace: Medford, OR
  • Role with Empire: Order Management
  • Why Empire? Emily made me
  • A thumb is a finger? Yes
  • No news is good news? No
  • Is it wrong for a vegetarian to eat animal crackers? Yes
  • Could Jack have fit on the door with Rose (Titanic)? Yes
  • If someone told you he was a chronic liar, would you believe him? Yes
  • Is a hotdog a sandwich? Yes
  • Would you accept $10,000,000 to leave the country and never set foot in it again? Yes
  • If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Succeed
  • Are you more of a hunter or a gatherer? Gatherer
  • Would you rather be able to visit 100 years in the past or 100 years in the future? Future


  • What sound do you love? The sizzle of food in a hot pan
  • What is one of your favorite quotes? “I just wanted a picture. You can’t disappoint a picture.” -Troy Barnes
  • If you could choose to stay a certain age forever, what age would it be? That’s a tough one. I’d have to say 43. Because it’s not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.
  • If you could witness any event past, present or future, what would it be? The actual moment Viggo Mortensen deflected a knife thrown at him while filming The Fellowship
  • If you had to change your first name, what would you change it to? Tri-boar
  • What’s one sentence you’d like to hear from your boss? You chose… poorly.
  • What would you name the autobiography of your life? Joshy An Adventure in Escapism
  • The best part of waking up is? The pain
  • If you were a criminal master mind, what would be your criminal racket? Knowing a guy, I already know a lot of guys.
  • If you were to get rid of one state in the U.S., which would it be and why? Washington. Too many ferries, and I have an irrational fear of them. Plus Starbucks corporate is there.
  • What is the best perk that you have had at a job? Unlimited free sourdough bread and baked goods
  • If you could live in any home on a television series, which one would it be? Ron Swanson’s Cabin, the one he hides away in.
  • Awesome Possum or Cool Beans? Cool Beans

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